Today I learned you should always pick your friends wisely and with care, no matter how kind they may appear on the outside... Pinkie Pie is somewhere in my house. She's killed everypony in Ponyville and now she's after me. Spike is dead. Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash... they're all gone. Pinkie Pie just ran up to us saying we were avoiding her and then she... to Fluttershy, and ___*
Oh thank goodness, she hasn't found me yet. I don't want to die Princess. I don't want to die. She's in my house. I know she's here. I can hear her talking upstairs. She's talking to herself, making these strange voices I can't even begin to describe. Please, Princess Celestia, come save me! Send somepony to rescue me! I don't know what to do! Pinkie's waiting for something and it's driving me insane and I don't know how much more I can ha___*
* These sections of the parchment (discovered by invesigators on the 20th of August, 11:40 PM upon searching the residence of Twilight Sparkle) are stained with silver blood, making them intelligible. We have since begun a DNA analysis of the blood, and are awaiting the results.