D3-RPY- MLP: War against tumblr (Part one) by D3-RPY
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This contains comment-war topics.

War Against Tumblr

A Fanfic by D3-RPY

(This story was for ages 13+)

 

YEP… AN INTRO...

There was once, In 1984, My Little Pony was introduced, the internet also existed. Few years later after the internet, It became more advanced. So advanced that My Little Pony became flash animated. Artists, drew and drew and drew, the creators put their show on television, and male fans (AKA Bronies) and female fans(AKA Pegasisters) drew and drew them. My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, first aired on October 10th 2010, and IT WAS HUGE… and more...


THE CHARACTERS


Rainbow Dash, a blue little pegasus with rainbow colored hair that loves to go fast and brag about her being faster than anyone else, and is very demanding.


Twilight Sparkle, a purple unicorn who is the main character and was- NOT SPOILING TILL LATER!


AppleJack, a orange pony who happens to make apple products while bucking trees.


Fluttershy, emphasis on her name, she is a very shy yellow pegasus pony who does not like to present herself in public.


Rarity, a white unicorn with A LOT of jewels and brags more than bill gate’s talking pocket.


Pinkie Pie, a pink pony with some kind of ADHD and loves to play with others.


Spike, a purple and green dragon who is Twilight’s roommate or something like that…

Derpy Hooves, in this story she is the main character, a silly cross-eyed gray horse who is more klutzy than Hillary Clinton.


Ponyville:Changes…



When People Posted Drawings...
On The Internet…

There was once a website called “Tumblr”. A website so you can post blogs, photos and virus download links. What we are focusing is the photos. All of the ponies from Friendship Is Magic have been tortured by perverted men on the internet drawing inappropriate pictures of Shy, Dash, Rarity, Twilight, and AJ, Derpy, and Pinkie Pie. The ponies discovered and decided to use that stupid portal that made twilight into a multicolored high schooler. Derpy and the others came too, but twilight said “That’s ugly! The colored skin makes us look like playdough!.” So then Twilight changed everyone’s colored skin into normal caucasian. “What do we do now?” said Rainbow Dash. Derpy said “I own this Blueberry muffin… In the ancient times, muffins have been told to-” Shut up, stupid crackhead.” Said Twilight.Derpy cried, “But I-” “NO SHUT UP YOU RE RE GRAY HORSE! AND GET THE OUT OF PONYVILLE AND GO DO YOUR-” Said twilight “Hey! Leave Derpy alone!” Said Rainbow Dash. But Derpy got offended and flew away. “YOU IDIOT! SHE COULD HAVE HELPED US!” Said the other ponies. “Well guess what? She’s gone.” Said twilight. So then of several hours of raging and arguments about sacred muffins and overrated video games (World of Warcraft) The Six ponies split up and went back to Ponyville.


Derpy was flying around Washington D.C. Until she crashed into the white house. The guards reported a gray figure onto the sky. “Stupid Twilight…. Stupid ponyville, ILL FIND MYSELF! EAT THE SACRED MUFFIN AND I WILL BE POWERFUL!” Said Derpy...

Later on Fox 5 News...ddddd


“JUST NOW ON FOX NEWS!!! A GRAY FIGURE LOOKING OBJECT IS FLYING AROUND AT CLOCK SPEED FROM 540-720 MPH- THIS JUST IN MORE MULTICOLORED OBJECTS ARE CHASING THE GRAY FIGURE, A LITTLE GIRL WHO TOOK A PICTURE OF THE OBJECTS, SHE GOT A CLEAR SHOT OF WHAT IT WAS, HERE SHE IS SAYING THAT IT WAS CHARACTERS FROM THE CARTOON SHOW MY LITTLE PONY, THE PICTURE MATCHES THE IDENTITY OF THOSE PONIES, AIR FORCE WILL ATTEMPT TO PURSUE AND STOP THE PONIES. Back to insulting the middle east, here you go Chet.”


     

“Great, the air force is gonna contain us… Must eat another sacred muffin… OMNOMNOM… SONIC MUFFINBOOM!” Said Derpy. Then after the boom, muffins flew all over the place. While the democrats are still focusing on wars and horrible health care assistance, and the republicans still making rich people rich, and middle class working there, and making the poor people EVEN MORE poor, it’s like they thought the incident never happened.


The Aftermath...

“What the heck happened to the city! why are there muffins! DERPY!!!!!!!!!” “RELAX TWILIGHT,” Rainbow dash said, “You have made a huge mistake, now she’s going to join the “SATANIC ARTISTS” and we will end up as animated slaves to scar and please the “NEEDY”.

Teleporting To The Internet World

“Why, why did I do this?” Twilight cried. “Well, you ruined the world by kicking Derpy out of our troop, and- “SHUT UP! I KNOW I EFFED UP!” Then twilight cried and cried, that then spike hit her (How helpful, right?)


Meanwhile…


“Muffin Boom!” Muffins exploded all over D.C. She then flew into a window, finding a grown man with a collection of My Little Pony toys and games. “Derpy Hooves! Come in my room! I have muffins!” “Okay” said Derpy. Then the brony kidnapped her, locked her in a room, threatening to kill her, or ruin her life. “You have 24 hours to choose!” Said the brony. The gate was locked, but Derpy was smart, if she used her muffin brain… “Aha! Computer!” There it was, the biggest tumblr blog about the poor little ponies. Derpy had a flashback. “Okay Derpy, this is called a computer, you use the keyboard to explore the digital world.” The voice from was Doctor Whooves. “Control+Alt+Delete-Welcome to Windows Vista. Great! Go to-AWW CRAP HE USES INTERNET EXPLORER! CRAP! But at least it loads” Derpy had another flashback from Doctor Whooves “Use the inspect element and use the ip hacker.” She downloaded a bunch of viruses, hacked into the tumblr MLP blogs and deleted and blocked the blogs from being used. Her final step was to use one of the most dangerous viruses in the world, CRYPTO LOCKER. “Aha! lets counter him from ruining my life! Hey Mr. Brony man! look what I did!” “WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO! YOU BLOCKED EVERYONE FROM THE MLP BLOGS, AND CAUSED CRYPTO LOCKER SO I CAN’T ACCESS ANYTHING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!” The brony screamed as loud as a concert, the building collapsed, everything was on fire. The Mane Six came, and Twilight apologized. “Sorry for kicking you out, and WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THAT BUILDING!?!” “It was the man who was behind all of this nonsense.” Said Derpy. All the ponies applauded with their hooves and wings. “HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!!” Said Rainbow Dash. The brony had a jetpack and a poke ball. he threw it at Derpy. The ball hit her but then she got compressed and was in the ball. (Muffled) “Help me help me!” The brony flew to a space station in mars (Does not exist in real life) “Get that fat guy!” Rainbow dash screamed. She flew at the velocity of a spaceship but the brony had a grenade launcher and almost killed her. She was also captured by another poke ball.



To be continued...

Chapter End Notes:

Well, Derpy stops him, but he stopped Derpy and Dashie! Find out in the sequel to: My Little Pony: War Agains Tumblr (Part 2!)


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