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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Rarity_Fan » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:54 am

roulk wrote:
Cowboy Appledash wrote:
Eddythebandkid wrote:
Is there any way for one to avoid such afflictions/diseases? (and still find one'self in union with a mature filly)
IE: wearing protection, cleaning the mare's "area" with soap vs. no soap? is age a factor?

I'm not planning on going out to find ponies to mate with any time soon. I'd just like to know, just in case I find myself in such a situation.

GAH! Why would you even WANT to know!? I can't think of a single situation where you would have to seduce a horse! :shock:

Hey, a loving partner might just be the boost of confidence that stallion needs to win the next derby. A bunch of poor people betting their last dollars strike it rich, they're able to buy better things for themselves, the economy goes up, we can get out of our national debt.

Maybe what America needs right now to spurn our economical climb back to the top is a dedicated horse fucker. You never know.


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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Eddythebandkid » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:09 pm

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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby KinkyCelestia » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:25 pm

Cowboy Appledash wrote:
Eddythebandkid wrote:
Is there any way for one to avoid such afflictions/diseases? (and still find one'self in union with a mature filly)
IE: wearing protection, cleaning the mare's "area" with soap vs. no soap? is age a factor?

I'm not planning on going out to find ponies to mate with any time soon. I'd just like to know, just in case I find myself in such a situation.

GAH! Why would you even WANT to know!? I can't think of a single situation where you would have to seduce a horse! :shock:


What? Your serious? You HAVE to seduce the horse before you have sex. You take it for a walk, feed her some hay. Really get to know her. Only a brute would just up and fuck a horse without even taking the lady out for a nice trot around town! Then, of course, there needs to be sufficient foreplay. I mean, you can't just jam it in there. Then, when the deed is done. Don't shy away from her. Don't feel ashamed. Else she will be hurt. Stay with her, and comfort her. Tell her, you did it for love and never let her go!
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Rarity_Fan » Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:00 pm

Eddie my bro I've got a link for you http://textfiles.fisher.hu/sex/horse.sic
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Cowboy Appledash » Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:17 pm

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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby KinkyCelestia » Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:59 pm

Rarity_Fan wrote:Eddie my bro I've got a link for you http://textfiles.fisher.hu/sex/horse.sic


Well, that was interesting XD
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Rarity_Fan » Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:00 pm

KinkyCelestia wrote:
Rarity_Fan wrote:Eddie my bro I've got a link for you http://textfiles.fisher.hu/sex/horse.sic


Well, that was interesting XD


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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:29 pm

Rarity_Fan wrote:
KinkyCelestia wrote:
Rarity_Fan wrote:Eddie my bro I've got a link for you http://textfiles.fisher.hu/sex/horse.sic


Well, that was interesting XD


You can find anything online if you search long enough XD

I thought this thread started out weird.
I don't even have words for what it has become now.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Cowboy Appledash » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:55 pm

roulk wrote:I thought this thread started out weird.
I don't even have words for what it has become now.


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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Eddythebandkid » Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:55 am

Rarity_Fan wrote:Eddie my bro I've got a link for you http://textfiles.fisher.hu/sex/horse.sic


I've, Um. kinda ... Already read that :?

and two others like it :oops:

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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby SaliantSunbreeze » Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:52 pm

*trots in*

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*raises hoof*

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*lowers hoof*

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*trots out*
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby RBDash47 » Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:12 pm

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Here's why this thread makes me uncomfortable: if Eddy goes out and couples with a horse, gets caught, gets prosecuted under applicable local, state, and federal laws ('cause yeah, there are laws against this sort of thing almost everywhere), and says "well the guys over at the PFA forum helped me out", that could lead to a messy interaction with law enforcement on my end of things that I so very much do not want to be in.

Eddy, an animal is not capable of consenting to intercourse, at least legally - and you'd have an extremely hard time arguing the case morally. Please do not attempt to have sex with a horse or any other non-human animal, as tempting as it may be.

This discussion has substantially deviated from its original purpose, and its original purpose was germane to the forum and fandom as a whole, and didn't involve potentially illegal topics. I'm splitting them - if you want to talk about masturbating to ponies, by all means continue in the original thread. The only purpose for this thread I can think of off the top of my head is a philosophical or moral discussion on the topic of sex with animals. If anyone has any other reasonable trains of thought, please feel free to continue it here, but otherwise just let the thread die. No more advice on how to seduce horses, please - that's not why this board is here. I'm certain there are other forums and sites online that specializes in those topics.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Eddythebandkid » Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:48 pm

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Here's why this thread makes me uncomfortable: if Eddy goes out and couples with a horse, gets caught, gets prosecuted under applicable local, state, and federal laws ('cause yeah, there are laws against this sort of thing almost everywhere), and says "well the guys over at the PFA forum helped me out", that could lead to a messy interaction with law enforcement on my end of things that I so very much do not want to be in.

Eddy, an animal is not capable of consenting to intercourse, at least legally - and you'd have an extremely hard time arguing the case morally. Please do not attempt to have sex with a horse or any other non-human animal, as tempting as it may be.

This discussion has substantially deviated from its original purpose, and its original purpose was germane to the forum and fandom as a whole, and didn't involve potentially illegal topics. I'm splitting them - if you want to talk about masturbating to ponies, by all means continue in the original thread. The only purpose for this thread I can think of off the top of my head is a philosophical or moral discussion on the topic of sex with animals. If anyone has any other reasonable trains of thought, please feel free to continue it here, but otherwise just let the thread die. No more advice on how to seduce horses, please - that's not why this board is here. I'm certain there are other forums and sites online that specializes in those topics.


I can see your point, And I never intended for things to go like this. I'm just going to take my own advice and shut the fuck up about this whole thing entirely. ...
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby CrawlingBeast » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:17 pm

KinkyCelestia wrote:Myself, I would go for a cartoon pony, but not a real one. Don't find them attractive personally, although a fat horse cock IS something to look at and I don't think I would mind watching a sexy girl go down on a horse. Anyways, women are plenty sexy enough, its just a matter of finding one I can get along with :)


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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Liamotfunk » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:08 pm

KinkyCelestia wrote:
Rarity_Fan wrote:Eddie my bro I've got a link for you http://textfiles.fisher.hu/sex/horse.sic


Well, that was interesting XD


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Re: Equinephilia

Postby KAMfiction » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:03 pm

Well... i didn;t even see this appearing, but i feel as if I might as well say something.

In the past weeks, something changed in me in a sense. IRL pony roleplay has become a part of my sexuality somehow. I don't know how this happened but it most certainly did. I like to wear boots because they sound of hooves, and I am soon to be branded...

anyway I guess that makes me... wierd. Oh well
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Re: Equinephilia

Postby Cloperella » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:52 pm

KAMfiction wrote:Well... i didn;t even see this appearing, but i feel as if I might as well say something.

In the past weeks, something changed in me in a sense. IRL pony roleplay has become a part of my sexuality somehow. I don't know how this happened but it most certainly did. I like to wear boots because they sound of hooves, and I am soon to be branded...

anyway I guess that makes me... wierd. Oh well

I'd want my partner to ride a saddle if I ever got them into bed, so it's not that weird.
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Re: Equinephilia

Postby Liamotfunk » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:09 pm

Well, wanting your partner to act like a horse isn't an UNREASONABLE fetish. Lot's of people get a thrill from the whole Domination/being dominated thing, so it's understandable for THAT one to exist. But I can't really wrap my head around bestiality, although, to be completely honest in the hopes that no one will be a douche and judge me too harshly, I kind of share it. It's just one of those things which make being male the weirdest thing to experience or see from a distance. I mean, us guys have some fucking weird things which get us going. I'm not the only one.
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Re: Equinephilia

Postby RBDash47 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:35 pm

Per Eddy's request, locked and archived.
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