King of the Hill!

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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:43 pm

The germans clone me... it takes a few years and comes out kinda badly but they install armor plate so it is all good... We take that hill again, with boats.

'cause you can't stop me when i'm on a MotherF*cking BOAT"
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Mazamis » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:44 pm

dont make me get pinkie pie to hop out of your computer and slap you
also i can distroy your little castle... >:)
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Mazamis » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:46 pm

I have hittlers bridge
it was made by melting down fifity of his best soliders he used it to fly to safity and ended up in the north pole. he got in a arial dogfight with santa clause and won. so every ear it is actually hittler giveing your gifts....
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:48 pm

No you can't... just the castle on the server.

still on hill, on boat
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Mazamis » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:49 pm

im on a bridge
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Eddythebandkid » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:00 am

I'm on a horse.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:34 am

I am on a horse, on a bridge, in a penthouse, of a skyscraper, that is on a boat!!!!!!
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby BronyOfSteel » Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:52 am

KAMfiction wrote:I have Doug...

Doug wins

lies, I have Doug... for I am Doug
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:38 am

Two dougs? Oi Vey!


I assemble an army of dougs and overthrow Brony of Steel
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Wingweaver0 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:39 am

While you guys were busy fighing eachother, I made it to the top.

Have Pinkamena, Nightmare Moon, and Flutterbitch here to guard the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby jd896 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:00 pm

I jump off the only building still standing while holding an AS50 sniper rifle and spinning around. I fire towards the hill, taking out Pinkamena, Nightmare, and Flutterbitch all in one shot. Hit the ground and survive because of Dead Silence Pro. I run up the hill and toss a knife at Wingweaver's knee, causing him/her to lose balance and fall off the hill. I claim the hill and call in a care package.

A Little Bird helicopter drops a Care Package and flies off. I take it.

I call in an AC-130 and blow the entire area to hell.

The hill is mine for now. I totally didn't use Modern Warfare 3 logic to get it.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby USMC Brony » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:15 pm

I drop a Mac round from my Halcyon class cruiser in orbit. The hill is now a crater.

I erect four type 52 AA turrets, complete with their own shield generators, powered by cold fusion reactors. I also deploy a squad of Spartan II's and a platoon of force recon Marines and heavily armed ODST's. Oh, and Twilight Sparkle after her eventual alicornization.

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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:58 pm

I inject working physics toward your cold fusion reactors... they become hot and unstable...
and then they go boom!!!

Sorry about twilight, extra crisp



I put on a radiation suit and walk to the top of what is left of the hill, more like a mound now
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Wingweaver0 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:49 pm

The radiation creates a new breed out of Pinkamena. One crazy nightmare. I snipe KAM to puncture the suit so he's infected by the radiation.

The new breed keeps him down while guarding the hill. If KAM moves, it'll be the last.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:01 pm

I move, die, and come back through my demonic Slickbook... i connect to the grid and take over the world, then the hill


I hop up to the top of the hill with my terminator army
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby USMC Brony » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:59 pm

Since Ali-Twi is immortal, she rises from the ashes and rains fiery hell upon those occupying the hill. She then makes a tactical retreat, allowing me to do this:

I bring the Sanghelli/Human armada (formed after the events of halo 3). We glass the planet, and your puny hill.

I colonize a new planet, and name it hill. Which is garrisoned by an army of Spartans, Elites, a few Hunter pairs, and legions of ODST's. Along with all supporting equipment, and Ali-Twi of course.

And Klingons. Lots of Klingons. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!


(Pinkie may have had a hoof in this... After all, FUCK YOUR FOURTH WALL!)
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby jd896 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:07 pm

Many AC-130s arrive at the planet. They rain down their lethal weaponry upon the army until it is nothing but a disorganized mess. B-52s then take over and bomb the large cities until the planet's people are no more. Not even Ali-Twi can stop all the planes.

I take to the hill and claim it once again.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby BronyOfSteel » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:37 pm

I bring commander Shepard and the entire citadel and human systems Alliance fleet, AC-130's aren't much help when you're getting blasted a few thousand kilometers out with projectiles whose impact energy is equivalent to 38 kilotons of TNT

"I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite hill in the galaxy"
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:15 am

I raise gen. Patton out of the dead, and he throws bodies at the hill until it is overrun.
I walk up. Today's gonna be a good day!
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby USMC Brony » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:13 pm

TO DIE!

Fortunately, seeing as the antiquated weapons of our day and age have nothing on the heavy armor and shielding of all those Klingon ships, Covenant ships, and Human ships, I simply cloaked my armada (thanks to the Klingons for that one...) and let you guys duke it out until you were beaten, bruised and bloody.

Also, did I mention my army was transported off the ground when Jd's swarm of AC-130's hit? Yeah, thank the Klingons again for that...

Oh, and Ali-Twi is immortal... She rises (again) from the ashes and skewers Kam on her horn. Screaming a bloody war cry as she does. Gen Patton then swears fealty to his new pony overlords.

Yeah... We own it. Shepard's fleet is gone as well, with the aid of a few MAC rounds, plasma bolts, and disruptor fire...
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:36 pm

Klingons..... HAH!

Meet your maker, with my Minecraft- worledit magic!!!!!!! I just filled the whole area with lava.... you drown! IN LAVA!!!!!! Ali-twilight is encased in bedrock.

I put away my wooden pick axe... life is beginning to lag, don't want to crash the server now.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Ovr9000percentcooler » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:21 pm

I hack the crap out of the sever, eliminating the minecraft magics, thus eliminating the lava.

I conquer the hill with my army of angry birds. I use all the black ones and blow you up, giving me the hill and a high score of 999999999999 points. Perfect 3 stars too. And I found a golden egg. I build a fort out of steel, also activating a force field. I'm done here.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:29 am

I break the cloud with DOS hacking! Classy!
your Itunes is delete,
your googledocs is delete
your score is delete
and your facebook/myspace/twitter/tumblr/ and anything else on the cloud is pooft

anyway so are the angry birds! BAI BAI



I use magnets and trollphysics to move your fort of steel off the hill, and build a troll-proof magnate fort on the top!
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Eddythebandkid » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:44 pm

Magnets ... how do they work?
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:04 am

I use electromagnates to retake magnate fort


now has electromagnate troll fort
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