Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Ovr9000percentcooler]

Secretly being a snail.

How long untill season 3?

[AQD_Robert]

Rainbow Dash says it will arrive in ten seconds flat, and the episodes will be twenty percent cooler.
Snails paused a long time, his eyes glazed. He thinks it will be a really long time.
Derpy had no idea what just was the question. Her bad.

Snails asks, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

Spoiler: show

[HUNBrony89]

Tell him that it isn't an instrument! Before he asks, tell him that horseradish isn't an instrument either!



What is the top speed of Rainbow Dash?

[AQD_Robert]

It depends on which top she spins, and how fast she intially twirls it. Hooves don't help....

Cadance: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

[Wingweaver0]

"Anything to keep the attention off your hair."

Why is Derpy's cutie mark bubbles instead of muffins?

[Ovr9000percentcooler]

The bubble stand was right next to the muffin stand, and she visited the bubble stand first.

Where was Luna during season 2?

[Epic_Hooves]

Out in the shed. Makin' sure nobody would go poking around back there.

Why did the season 2 finale have so many songs?

[Ovr9000percentcooler]

Because they need to practice for the Season 3 premier.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[AQD_Robert]

Depends on which guitar you play.

Chrysalis asks, "Does my flank look big to you?"

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/157/f/0/queen_slug_for_a_plot_chrysalis_by_hakar_kerarmor-d52gjpu.png

[Wingweaver0]

Eh...
*Turns red*
Well...eh...what do you think?

Is pursuing a mare for over 5 months a desperation attempt or am I truly falling for this one mare?

[Obsolete386]

One tranquilizer dart and the chase would be over

What would happen if Rainbow Dash had never performed a sonic Rainboom?

[AQD_Robert]

Lauren Faust would rename the show, "My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Pointless" Twilight Sparkle returns to magic kindergarten. Rarity rejects fashion. Pinkie Pie learns to really enjoy pushing rocks with her nose. Applejack runs away from home, moves to Manehattan, fails at high society, then lives under bridge. Fluttershy falls from Skysdale, goes splat. The only pet she meets is a buzzard, posthumously. Rainbow Dash breaks her wings, gives up flying. Discord sees all this, says, "Oh, gag. This again?" He turns himself to stone out of sheer boredom.

Why did only Twilight Sparkle notice that False Cadance was an impostor?

[Ovr9000percentcooler]

Because everypony else is just really oblivious.

How's your day going?

[AQD_Robert]

"Mister Turnip is having a fine day...but YOU forgot Gummy's birthday..."

How will you escape the wrath of Pinkie Pie?

[y2kbrony]

Chuck Norris.

Muffin?

[AQD_Robert]

Would you like to be Twilight Sparkle's friend?

[Ovr9000percentcooler]

Umm...I guess so. (Help me. D: )

Is Equestria a country or nation?

[AQD_Robert]

Equestria represents the hopes and dreams of ponies everywhere. Equestria is home. Equestria is in the heart. Equestria makes one yearn for open skies, vast fields, clean water, hope, love, flesh eating manticores, paralyzing cockatrices, demon princesses of the moon bent on global destruction, lords of chaos, and queens of hordes of parasitic shapeshifters, along with yummy muffins and crosseyed pegasus ponies. It's everywhere, and nowhere.



Snails: "What hidden messages are in the Friendship is Magic opening theme if you play it backwards?"

[FireBreath5150]

Get a chineese dictionary for me and we'll find out. (sounds chineese...)

Does it sound chineese?

[AQD_Robert]

With a little wasabi mustard, it tastes Chinese...

Does Luna look good with glasses?

[y2kbrony]

Show me your Season 1 design wearing glasses and I'll get back to you on that.

Cupcake?

[AQD_Robert]

Snails: "Thanks to that crazy Changeling Queen upgrading my Special Abilities, my pet snail grew bigger than Big Red Macintosh! How can we stop her from crushing the schoolhouse?"

[y2kbrony]

Call in the...


Why does AQD_Robert always reply with an image?

[AQD_Robert]

Does this help?

[y2kbrony]

Kinda.

What's up with these forums not being posted in? Seriously, Bronycon is over by now!