Jerry Jam, a former criminal, wants to learn from his mistakes in the past and bring harmony across Equestria by joining the FDA, otherwise known as the Friendship Detection Agency. He must preform his duties at the same time, co-owning a club, and making sure his hoodlum friends don't get into trouble.
Machamp, after being conveniently summoned into Equestria, he soon finds himself challenging the most generic of all Alicorn OC’s. Can he defeat this red and black menace, or will the fabled “Suprise Buttsecks” be his downfall.
WARNING! If you think this story is trying to be serious, you’re probably high... All I can say is to get help afterwards...
It's been over a decade since Luna's return, and much has changed.
Some of the changes, you may not know yet.
Of those wonders known to the public the Lord of Chaos rose, and fell, then rose again, an ancient queen attempted to take the land of ponies for herself and an empire lost to time was reborn. An apprentice became a successor, and then her own mare as a new Equestria was born under the watchful eye of a princess imbibing the point between the Light and the Dark.
And then what?
Until the unfolding of a fifth set of stories, if one emerges, one can only hope to view the evolving world of Equestria through the eyes of a young gray colt becoming a stallion, hardly aware of the changes he might witness, but keenly able to influence them. The powers of love and magic move without rest in a conquest that shakes the known world to its very roots.
What precisely happens in the lull between the seasons?
Are you ready to find out?
When scavengers come across a single working cryo pod from before the war will the scientist within be able to help them break their way into the biggest secure facilities in the wasteland? And will they be able to help him figure out just how he ended up in the cryo pod in the first place? What secrets does this pony out of time hide? And just who is following them across the wastes?
With the Mane Six cut off from her reach, Princess Celestia must recruit a new team of ponies to protect Canterlot against the forces of Discord. Unfortunately, they're all a bunch of losers, weirdos, and lunatics caught up with attempting to bed each other. We're doomed.